You know what? I once found a fanfic where France keeps Little!Canada and Little!Seychelles locked up in his basement, and he rapes them. What's worse is that in one scenea he was all lovey-dovey about Little!Seychelles about how she would always try to get away from him and then he was all "BUT DON'T YOUR FINGERS HURT?? ARE YOU SAD OR SOMETHING? K, IMMA DO YOU TONIGHT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ♥♥♥" It was horrible. Especially how Little!Canada would let France rape him. ;_;
viovio999

i

i dont

…………….

rape fics

Got a story to share, one time I was reading a fanfic and out of nowhere, there's "Sweden" and Austria as a couple. This made no sense to me, especially since the summary had clearly stated "SwissAus". So I go "Dude, why's Sweden not with Finland?? XD" though that could have been worded a bit better and they respond with a yelling rant. And as it turned out they had gotten Sweden and Switz mixed up, somehow. Anyway, point is, they were immature and overreacted and HOW do you mixe them up?
─ Anonymous

That’s really weird.

If it was on fanfiction.net, they might have clicked the wrong character when they were choosing Character 1 or Character 2.

But even so, that’s rather careless.

Warning: France

fucknofanficsummaries:

The World s Academy, a pretigious school for a limited amount of sudents all around the world. How are this teenagers going to survive the jungle that is High school? Warnings: Me as the author,AU,Shounen-ai,France. Various pairings.

“Warnings: Me as the author”

you got that right

submitted by shigatsuchama

ReaderXNation fics. I don’t think I really need to explain this one.

submitted by avrel-the-teller

dont forget reader inserts (i saw one involving a three way with poland and lithuania the other day)

submitted by anon
and now for a new view:

Reader inserts don’t always annoy me, just when the reader is made out to be a special snowflake. That is when they annoy me.

submitted by anon

submitted by shigatsuchama

ReaderXNation fics. I don’t think I really need to explain this one.

submitted by avrel-the-teller

dont forget reader inserts (i saw one involving a three way with poland and lithuania the other day)

submitted by anon

and now for a new view:

Reader inserts don’t always annoy me, just when the reader is made out to be a special snowflake. That is when they annoy me.

submitted by anon

Being a Hetalia fan girl is suffering

fucknofanficsummaries:

5 Hetalia fan girls dreams come true! all of them meeting their favorite characters! a horrible mistake is made when the girls start calling each other by the names they use to role play. is this a dream? or a horrible nightmare?

oh my fucking god

…I’m sure

fucknofanficsummaries:

High School AU; Manga can work magic on a broken relationship. USUK

manga

That sounds really appealing…mofo

fucknofanficsummaries:

I tried writing some Lithuania and Belarus because they are some kawaii mofos and this is what I pooped out

ugh hi guys

I’m so sorry that I’ve been so inactive lately! I have AP exams……..

I’ve been trying to find fanart for some of the submissions I get, so it’s taking me a little while longer.

thank you so much for being so patient with me, though!

posts are coming up soon, I promise! owo 

kannmuri:

if you use first-person in a fic, fix it to only one character omg

don’t switch from one to another everytime it’s confusing as hell  @_@

shiawasenaouji:

cafechan’s foolproof guide to avoiding a large percentage of terrible fanfiction

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holy shit thank you

I'm going around to all the blogs I follow and guessing things about them. You like to tease people but not in a mean way. You blow off steam by ranting about them and how stupid people can be.
─ Anonymous

yes i like teasing people that way

but is the second part okay……?

When check Indonesian Hetalia fanfic archives, I cringed when I see someone makes Netherlands OOC in a NetherlandsxIndonesia fict. And I'm tired of seeing lots of USUK fict with similar concepts like what I''ve see in the English fandom. What should I do now? -Rie
─ Anonymous

Aw, I`m sorry so many of the stories you try to read are recycled from the English fandom. D:

I`m not sure what I can do to help you. Perhaps you can tell the authors that they aren`t writing the Netherlands correctly, and tell them what his personality is like in canon?

And tell them not to use plotlines they see in the English fandom, or any other fandom. It`s never good to recycle plotlines. It shows that you aren`t creative.

Otherwise, you can try to avoid those stories and authors completely and try to read other stories? ^^

OR you can try to write some good stories yourself! That way, you`ll help the number of good fics in your fandom increase! c:

I've never actually seen any letter fics but I think I also avoid them because I only read M rated fics??? Because I've NEVER seen them in the M section
unshadowed-heart

may the lord help us all if letter fics are rated M

youarethebutt:

shooptastic:

tittytomatoes:




my poor baby

i’d write a fluffy one for you ;___;

why

youarethebutt:

shooptastic:

tittytomatoes:

my poor baby

i’d write a fluffy one for you ;___;

why


(continuation from “England messed up a spell and all/some nations are genderbent” cliche plotline submission)
I LOVE Nyotalia, but I hate when the Fem!Nations have the same personality as the originals. When I see Fem!Italy in the description I want to see the good-at-fighting, romance-loving canon female Italy that Himayura designed, not the “Ve ve Doitsu!”, regular-Italy-with-boobs female Italy that often shows up in fanfiction.
It seems like Nyotalia’s only purpose in this fandom is to provide fanservice, which is a total waste since there’s a whole lot more stuff that can be done with it.

submitted by shellybean1234
Some of the fem!nations have a short description of their personality that Himaruya himself wrote, SO IT’S A CANON PERSONALITY. Check their official profile on the Hetalia wiki.
If you find that the genderbent version of the character you want to write doesn’t have an official description, think of a creative, culturally-and-historically-accurate personality that differs them from other characters. (don’t make them special snowflakes, though)

(continuation from “England messed up a spell and all/some nations are genderbent” cliche plotline submission)

I LOVE Nyotalia, but I hate when the Fem!Nations have the same personality as the originals. When I see Fem!Italy in the description I want to see the good-at-fighting, romance-loving canon female Italy that Himayura designed, not the “Ve ve Doitsu!”, regular-Italy-with-boobs female Italy that often shows up in fanfiction.

It seems like Nyotalia’s only purpose in this fandom is to provide fanservice, which is a total waste since there’s a whole lot more stuff that can be done with it.

submitted by shellybean1234

Some of the fem!nations have a short description of their personality that Himaruya himself wrote, SO IT’S A CANON PERSONALITY. Check their official profile on the Hetalia wiki.

If you find that the genderbent version of the character you want to write doesn’t have an official description, think of a creative, culturally-and-historically-accurate personality that differs them from other characters. (don’t make them special snowflakes, though)